Once more unto the breach, dear friends. SHAREPOINT STYLE

27 01 2014

The decision hath been made. SharePointDojo is in cocoon mode once more. From said cocoon The Helios Cooperative will rise like a phoenix built on the very platform which the caterpillar of SharePoint Dojo could not be. Hence forth, SharePoint Dojo shall be….wait for it…..

THE HELIOS COOPERATIVE. A SharePoint portal about SharePoint built on Office 365.

Patience is greatly appreciated

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our MICROSOFT dead.
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of SHAREPOINT blows in our ears,
Then imitate the WORKFLOW action of the tiger;
Stiffen the DOCUMENT LIBRARY sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d METADATA rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible INFOPATH aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the CSS head
Like the brass MASTERPAGE cannon; let the brow o’erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled GHOSTED PAGED rock
O’erhang and jutty his confounded COLUMN base,
Swill’d with the wild and wasteful oceans OF SITE COLLECTIONS.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide AS A WEB APPLICATION,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit OF SHAREPOINT DESIGNER
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English TRANSLATION ENGINE.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof SPELLCHECK!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders OF WILD CARD ENTRIES,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of  argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call’d fathers did beget you.
Be VSS SHADOW copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose SEARCH limbs were made in England, show us here, LINKS
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear ON CENTRAL ADMIN
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your CONTENT DEPLOYMENT  eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start MENU. The game’s afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘God for MICROSOFT, SHAREPOINT, and Saint OFFICE 365!’

 

LORD Nando and some famous english guy.

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